Ladies if i took the time to go through with this. Perhaps you seek a bond. If You move from that quickly into questioning my bodily fluid loss (i e. I have a little cat whome i love more than anything.

Quirky and witty/funny guy looking to connect with someone for a FWB situation for now,but open to more once my divorce is finalized. I won't live my life trying to please you or make you smile nor am I trying to antagonize you and make you cry like a lil bitch just fucking grow up and live your own damn life and stop worrying so much about mine. Then anything goes as long as it is respectful and erotic.

Most importantly i love to have fun and laugh until my stomach hurts and my eyes green!!!

I've found my special purpose. Untill then I will be honest and trustworthy.